Stop Simping, You Retard friend

Stop Simping, You Retard
Stop Simping, You Retard

My friend simped

My friend went to a girl and started simping, it was so obvious that I had to tell him to stop simping, you retard. I know it’s not nice to confront my friend for being nice to a girl, but I couldn’t resist it.

But he was simping over a girl and wouldn’t hang with the boys – so what am I supposed to do? We were only 3 in the group and it’s not like we can spare a friend over a girl.

Anyway, he later came to me asking for an explanation – I said sorry but I also told him I thought he was begging too much, too clearly, and the girl was almost ignoring him.

Had the girl been nice to him, I wouldn’t have cared. But believe me, you had to see her. She would not even look at him at the eyes, not even the slightest shadow of a smile.

Dude, you are my friend, I really need to tell you when you are humiliating yourself in front of a girl or actually, in front of anyone. I don’t care if it’s a girl, really, it’s just that you should spend time with the people who care about you. It’s not that it is september anyway, but still dude, chill out.

The guys agreed with me, at least that’s what they said. We talked it over, and this first friend eventually confessed that he was not feeling well with her ignoring him.

Everything went back to normal, and I think the four of us are now cool. But we’ll have to see how this moves forward – and if the four of us continue hanging out.

We’ll have to see when we get back to school. Because that’s another big issue, but the covid and everything, it is all so weird. We are all acting weird, so I guess we all need to cool down a little bit.