Wanna talk?

Girl following a no simp September dude
Wanna talk? No bitch it’s no simp septemberm.

Wanna talk? No bitch it’s no simp septemberm.


Stop Simping, You Retard friend

Stop Simping, You Retard
Stop Simping, You Retard

My friend simped

My friend went to a girl and started simping, it was so obvious that I had to tell him to stop simping, you retard. I know it’s not nice to confront my friend for being nice to a girl, but I couldn’t resist it.

But he was simping over a girl and wouldn’t hang with the boys – so what am I supposed to do? We were only 3 in the group and it’s not like we can spare a friend over a girl.

Anyway, he later came to me asking for an explanation – I said sorry but I also told him I thought he was begging too much, too clearly, and the girl was almost ignoring him.

Had the girl been nice to him, I wouldn’t have cared. But believe me, you had to see her. She would not even look at him at the eyes, not even the slightest shadow of a smile.

Dude, you are my friend, I really need to tell you when you are humiliating yourself in front of a girl or actually, in front of anyone. I don’t care if it’s a girl, really, it’s just that you should spend time with the people who care about you. It’s not that it is september anyway, but still dude, chill out.

The guys agreed with me, at least that’s what they said. We talked it over, and this first friend eventually confessed that he was not feeling well with her ignoring him.

Everything went back to normal, and I think the four of us are now cool. But we’ll have to see how this moves forward – and if the four of us continue hanging out.

We’ll have to see when we get back to school. Because that’s another big issue, but the covid and everything, it is all so weird. We are all acting weird, so I guess we all need to cool down a little bit.


People who fail no simp September

No simp september is not for everyone, some people fail and you have to respect this fact. There has been several studies around NSS and other memes of the month, and the results tend to be pretty clear.

Not everyone can confront NSS, and there are various reasons for failure.

3 types of No Simp September fails

  • The Natural Simpers: there are dudes with extreme tendency to simp and to over care for the girls around them;
  • The Attention Seekers: other people simply seek the attention that they’d lack, if they refrained from simping;
  • The Winners: for others, simping is a winning strategy: they simp, and they get girls.

Natural Simpers: Dudes with extreme tendency to simp

This is a group of people with tendency to over care for girls. The reasons behind this tendency are unclear, and we are not here to seek responses for this behaviour. We just want to expose the facts.

In the case of these type of people, dudes trying no simp september always fail. It has been mathematically proven. If you see a guy that falls under this category, and you see him trying NSS, just step up and speak with him. You’ll save him from a month of pain.

Attention seekers: The attention seekers

This group is clearly different from the one above. They simp not because they are naturally nice, but because they don’t have other ways to gain attention.

So think this carefully. They have a problem (the need for attention) and their simping is a mechanism to correct that problem.

If you find this type of guy, hey, just step up to help him. Give him the attention he requires. Do it at least for a month. Hug him. Get your friends to hug him. YES HUG THE DUDE! You all are in this together.

Winners: Simping for the win

This category of simpers is special. They simp during september, october, november, and all year around. They are professional simpers… but they WIN!

You wouldn’t even have to call them simpers but winners. You wouldn’t say they fail. They are getting the girls, they are champions… they deserve our recognition.


And this is very important.

After the win, they have to get back to the group. They have to get back to their friends, and hang out with them. You can’t be simping the entire day an entire week or month. Please do not do that.

Real winners win and enjoy victory with friends.

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People who fail no simp september

People who fail no simp September. Into exile, they must go. Failed, they have.

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the community no simp september

The community no simp September.